Main Riff G|----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------| A|-2-3-4-4-2-3-4-4------------------| E|-----------------2-3-4-4-2-3-4-4--| Standing in the Aisle, Watching Fat Man smile. Lying all the while, He is buying Dial! G|----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------| A|-3-1------------------------------| E|-----3-1--------------------------| Products on TV G|----------------------------------| D|----------------------------------| A|-4-3------------------------------| E|-----1(keep playing)--------------| End on 1 on E